Tonight, my brother (18) and sister (13) were in my car because none of our cars will fit the whole family, and frankly mine is cuter and cooler anyway.
I mentioned that this is the second-heaviest my car ever was, the heaviest being when two of my friends were in it for a short while.
My brother asked “so, which one are you dating, anyway?”
"Are you polygamous?"
I’m not married…to anybody…
I’m allowed to have friends with breasts…
Remind me again how many different girls you’ve had in and out of your life in the last year? I can’t keep track, but then again there could only be a few and I just have a bad memory.
But really. “Which one are you dating?” As if I have to be dating at least one of my female friends, because since I’m not saying I’m gay anymore then I must be into female-bodied people as well.
In fairness, I am…and it’s nice to know that dating multiple people at once would be acceptable…but I’m not…I don’t know what I’m doing, but my siblings don’t need to know that.